5= MITCHTSTERPIECE- a rare special film
4.5- Oscar winning material
4= MITCHNIFFICENT- a must see in the theatre
3.5- Theater recommended
3= MITCHERRIFIC- just good enough to pay for
2.5- Close but no cigar
2= MITCHERABLE- don't waste your time
1.5- So bad it's bad
1= MITCHTROCIOUS- just say no
.5- I hate this film
ZERO MITCH's = MITCHASTROPHE- reserved for "The Last Airbender"
Winner- Gold Award (Top Honor)
Winner- Sexiest Male Blogger
2014 SXSW COVERAGE
Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton get to show off their pipes, but it’s hard to imagine what they saw past that with this cluttered corn-pole script.
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